Woah! yes.. So the habitual masturbators down at King’s College have dared not speak about the coldest winter on record during what is the age of supposed man made global warming…
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Comment by Billy Scott — January 11, 2010
LoL ! They’re clueless! I think they should have hired you as a consultant, definitly! That’s what happens when mainstream wannabes mess with sex related things! Did you know that Wikipedia deleted tiffany towers entry because she wasn’t relevant????
Comment by Vwerner — January 11, 2010
Global warming is real. And quite a few of the researchers were women. You might want to read up more and try to understand things before making rash statements like that.
Comment by Bongo — January 14, 2010
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Comment by pharmacy technician — February 12, 2010