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Date: Staurday 12th June 2010 in Leeds

Okies so a quick announcement, I am in the process of arranging SpunkFest 2010!

If you would like to be generous and donate some spunk to a good cause that will not result in the child support agency sending you threatening letters then here’s how you can book…

Quick Spunk Donors (30mins)
£50 deposit and £50 on the day = £100.00

All Day Spunk Donors and Voyeur (4hours)
£100 deposit and £300 on the day = £400.00

Spunk Sluts / Personal Cleaners / Slaves / Subs (all day)
£100 Deposit + Tribute and £400 on the day = £500.00

Deposits are payable by credit/debit card Only and will confirm your place.

If you are interested in booking then please contact me at the usual places or by email: Spunkfest [at] Louise-Lloyd.com.

Deposits

Quick Spunk Donors Only!
For all those who have expressed interest in the event and been confirmed a place then please make your deposit payments by clicking the button below.

Please note for thos attending all day and/or as a slut must contact me to arrange payment of deposit.

Thank you.
Louise xoxoxox

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Louise, 20, Watford! I started by taking some photos of Louise. I think she could tell that I was excited. I don’t know what it was, but Louise’s body had smoothness to it that I would normally associate with porn actresses. She had ‘it’. Whatever ‘it’ was and she was driving me crazy. As I snapped her bum, my cock was damn near out the door and halfway down the hotel corridor.
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Sexy Lady, 20, Derby! The one thing I had surely noted about Sexy before our booking was her apparent love of deep throat. Of course I was keen to sample such delights to which Sexy catered to immediately. She didn’t fuck about! As soon as Sexy started sucking my cock she worked with depth and vigour.
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Natasha, 20, Liverpool! I then started clicking away on my camera and capturing some tempting snaps. Natasha wriggled from position to position as I salivated behind my lens. It’s at this point in every booking when I gauge whether it is acceptable for me to reach out a cop a feel. I got the impression that Natasha wasn’t a shy girl so I extended an arm and stroked her pussy.
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Susie, 20, Brighton! I started the show with my customary chat to Susie about escorting and a few other things. Although you might describe Susie as a timid girl, she’s definitely among the top tier of escorts when it comes to being adventurous. Susie provides all of the bog standard services with additions such as bondage and cum in mouth.
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Lushious Louisa, 33, Liverpool! We kicked off proceedings with a few snaps. Louisa posed in a variety of different positions as I manoeuvred swiftly around the bed clicking away. This was my first opportunity to grab a glimpse of Louisa’s pussy. Boys! We’ve got puffy pussy. Louisa is one of only two escorts (the other being Electra) who has a juicy puffy pussy (I’m talking two chunky lips).
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Kyrstie, 19, Derby! We switched into doggystyle and I may have been a bit over ambitious. When I tell Kyrstie that I’ll be gentle, it’s because (which you may not have heard) she said ‘Don’t shove it all the way in?’ (Whoops). I had a good laugh a few minutes later when Kyrstie pointed to her stomach and said she could feel my cock there (it’s definitely not that big).
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Roxy, 25, London! Roxy stood up and I copped a handle of her beautiful breasts. Slipping her dark corset down only slightly, Roxy took off her bra. I stroked her nipples with the backs of my fingers (I don’t think she could understand why I loved them so much). Roxy then stood on the bed (it was a cheap hotel anyway) and slipped off her corset.
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Fantasy Fee, 39, Manchester! Fee also introduced me to a phrase I had never heard of. Sure, we’ve all heard of MILF’s (Mothers I Like to Fuck) but which of you has heard of GILF’s (maybe I’ve just been sat in a dark room for too long). Grannies I Like to Fuck; it has a certain ring to it. Fee stood up and I scoured her body from top to toe, copping a quick feel of those love nuts on my way up.
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Martina, 27, Birmingham! I managed to catch the odd stroke of Martina’s body (when she stopped moving) before asking her to kneel between my legs and whip out Mr Percy. Off came the jeans and in went Percy into Martina’s mouth. She teased my cock with little nibbles and licks, only occasionally sucking out right.
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Electra, 21, Reading! Electra deserves a worthy note of appreciation as our booking was very short notice.  My original shoot planned for Wednesday went tits up, at which point I popped an email down to Electra who thankfully accepted.  If you have ever been stood up by an escort you’ll know guys that it makes you feel like shit.  If ever I needed cheering up, Electra was the perfect remedy.
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Donna, 22, Derby! ‘Get your mouth around that cock’ Oh, sorry, am I talking out loud again.  That’s pretty much what I was thinking at this point.  Donna sat back on my cock and gave a little wiggle, before pulling off my jeans and stroking me through my stripy boxers (do you like them).
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Kacey, 23, Derby! Kacey can only be described as an escorting sensation. Her ever so slim and tender physique is to die for, with an easy going and relaxed personality to boot. Kacey provided the on screen eye candy while I provided the meat and veg of the operation, on a more than memorable afternoon in Derby.
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Kimberly, 23, London! Kimberly eased her way out of her clothes and eased a rather large ‘pink willy’ (as she called it) into her pussy.  I sensed that Kimberly rather enjoyed being on camera and certainly enjoyed sliding in a big dildo.  Kimberly is a very adventurous girl which gave me no qualms in asking her to give us a bit of dildo to mouth action. 
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Natasha, 32, Milton Keynes! With my camera in hand and my thick hard rod (eighties porn reference) suitably eager, I started by chatting to Natasha.  One of the items I had put a little mental flag next to, was an additional service Natasha offers; 2 Girl.  I doubt this needs much explanation but you can enjoy Natasha and one of her colleagues together (added to my wish list). 
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Eve, 40, Langley Mill! To warm up my hands, I copped a quick feel of Eve’s ample breasts (which were as firm as hell).  I then paid a bit of attention to Eve’s denim jean covered pussy.  She flipped over into Doggystyle so that we could get a better and rear end view of her body.  After warming my palms it is always due time for a cock sucking session and Eve gladly obliged.
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Madison, 24, Milton Keynes! To try and change up the routine a bit, we skipped undressing and Madison kicked things off with a delightful blowjob.  Madison sucked and licked my cock slowly, often peaking at the camera (you) with her puppy dog eyes (or as she described them ‘come fuck me eyes’).
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Chloe, 23, Dudley! Role the titles and Chloe started to caress and bite my cock through my jeans.  She then unbuttoned my jeans and worked my cock with her hand, and I quote “I can’t wait for my mouth to be wrapped round it”.  After I had contemplated that thought, thirty seconds later Chloe did indeed have her mouth wrapped round my dick (and jolly nice it was too). 
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Jay, 40, Pershore! Jesus Christ on a cracker! Jay from Pershore is the hottest mature escort I have ever met. She has been escorting for almost two years in which time she has satisfied over one hundred clients with services ranging from OWO (Oral Without Condom) to Water Sports (giving and receiving).
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Karina, 29, London! In the nick of time I arrived at Karina’s house and was greeted by a sexy black dress (that Karina was wearing).  We made our way downstairs into Karina’s basement flat (Karina helped hunk one of my bags down her narrow staircase).  She’s a strong girl, which comes in handy later.
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