December 18, 2009

My LoveHoney Christmas Wishlist

Xmas 2009

Would you like to buy me a sexy Christmas Pressie? Then feel free to have a nosey at some of the sexy christmas toys and lingerie I specifically requested in my letter to Santa this year via my LoveHoney Cristmas Wishlist.

I will have to think of a suitabily fitting present to thank all those who choose to spoil me this Christmas, perhaps I may even let you take me out for an xmas drinky.

Happy Christmas and Lots of Love Louise xoxoxo

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Louise Lloyd @ 3:07 pm

End of Gumtree Casual Sex

Gumtree Ends Dating

WhatTheFlyingFuck!

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Louise Lloyd @ 12:08 pm

December 17, 2009

#FreeBoobies

twitter #FreeBoobies Webcam

Okay, it’s nearly Christmas, so I have decided to spread the Christmas spirit to those who follow me on twitter, in the form of #FreeBoobies via the marvel of twitcam, which allows stream free webcam to your twitter followers.

So if you would like to watch my #FreeBoobies webcam show(s), it’s really simple, just tweet this:

“I am going to watch @Louise_Lloyd #FreeBoobies Christmas Webcam show.
retweet now if you would like to watch for FREE!”
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CLICK HERE TO TWEET IT AUTOMATICALLY NOW.

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Louise Lloyd @ 11:26 pm

December 14, 2009

Porn Safe For Work

Just coz I know the majority who follow me are in high profile employment as opposed to bumming it like yours truly, I thought it was only fair that you also got to spend the majority of the day watching porn without consequence.

I so have to make some porn safe for work for y’all. Until then…
Enjoy x

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Louise Lloyd @ 6:29 pm

Wank Bank Collections: Jamie Smith Wirral

Jamie Smith Wirral

Whilst attempting to balance my books / ensure HMRC don’t fekkin rob me blind, it has come to my attention that the above aforementioned slut now has an outstanding account to the sum of £500(+20% interest/p.c.m), therefore immediate payment is now required!

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Louise Lloyd @ 10:07 am

December 13, 2009

A Condom Advertisement

French Letter Condoms

Thank you for the sudden increase in hate mail lately! Stop frikkin emailing me and book an appointment with myself or for the timid with your GP immediately, double check your sexual organs, that god gifted you with are working correctly!

Claiming I somehow promote the irresponsible practicing of unprotected casual sex! Let’s get one thing clear twats! This is my blog, I post what the fuck I like, when I like, about what or who the fuck I like… Capiche?

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Louise Lloyd @ 11:11 am

December 11, 2009

Gay Cunt Sandwich

Gay Cunt Sandwich

Not blogged in Yonks! So sorry about that…

So, recently advertised on a well known buy, sell, casual encounter etc etc website, for someone to come and put together some Ikea drawers I bought.

Eventually after the, I list ads linking to phishing sites and not those of genuine people moderator knob, decided I was not a frikking bot and infact as my ad stated, a genuine person wanting my drawers putting together whilst I watch and masturbate, therfore listed it!

Well, got loads of responses, but one response from a hunky gay couple grabbed my attention, so last nite they both came round, in the buff, playing with each other big juicy cocks, knocking together my new drawers, while I laid on my bed in some new lingerie (thanks to whoever keeps buying me shit loads of stuff of my lingerie wishlists), teasing my clitty and fingering my cunt and ass!

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Louise Lloyd @ 2:14 pm