Hi all, so here’s the deal, if you would like me to get my finger out of my fuck holes and actually finish and direct you to my very own porn site then here how:
Text GL Louise to 87070
Simples!
May 18, 2010
May 5, 2010
March 29, 2010
Sex is totally fucking Awsum for the Environment
This aint none of that save the whales shite or grow dreadlocks and start pissing on each others beetroot dyed badger wool cardigans to make them all cuddly and soft.
It’s rabbit recycling, which does not mean putting your kiddies pet bunny in those lovely colour coordinated wheely bins that the council come and empty when they’re not too busy striking.
Let me introduce Rabbit amnesty which allows you to recycle your worn out, totally fucked senseless rabbit vibrators and replace them with the latest and greatest at a totally fucking mental 50% off!
March 26, 2010
February 27, 2010
Lukey The Real Punter Escort Adventures
As a Slut and Webdesigner I have had many clients express a deep desire to be the male equivalent of Belle and be an online published punter/pornstar type, well I came across a website called Lukey which seems to be highly popular at the moment and thought I would share it with you and also tempt many more of you to publish your pervy escapades!
February 25, 2010
Mr (Shit-Muncher) Shipman
Time is almost up… £500 sent to email via Amazon Gift Voucher
Failure will have severe consequences! Deadline midnight 30th April 2010
